Mister Nosy: (Speaks) Wow! [UK: Look at that, Mr. Small!]
Mister Small: Floats as big as smallish yachts.
Mister Nosy: Giant balloons in tangled knots.
Mister Small: Joyful sounds of marching bands.
Mister Nosy: Barely a spot to sit or stand.
Mister Small and Nosy:
It must be the parade!
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hooray!
It must be the Parade!
Coming your way!
It must be the parade right now.
Mister Small: Horses stepping high and round!
Mister Nosy: Batons flying over the crowd!
Mister Small: Sure could use some lemonade. [UK: I would love some lemonade!]
Mister Nosy: Wonder if there's any shade...
Mister Small: Oh, look Nose! The Marching band drum core!
Mister Nosy: Ooh! And over there is an elephant....core! [UK: ...over there is an apple core!
Mister Small: Oh, very funny, Nose!
Mister Nosy: (Laughs)]
Mister Small: Flowers spewing purple goo!
Mister Nosy: There's even a floating toilet too!
Mister Small: Did the clown just run past me?
Mister Nosy: Uh-uh. That was Miss Calamity.
Mister Small: Na!
Mister Small: Ah! Splendid!
- This is one of Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small's notable songs.