Fandom

Mr. Men Wiki

The Birthday Song

679pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Talk0 Share

The Birthday Song is the song heard in Birthday. It is sung entirely by Mr. Grumpy in the US, while in the UK, he just speaks it while Mr. Nervous sings it.

Lyrics

US

Mr. Grumpy:

Oh, crooked cucumbers!

I don't want a fuss or birthday banners

I don't want some chatty party planners

Save your breath, I'm in no mood to hear you sing.

Oh, give me peace, give me quiet

Not some raucous party riot!

It's a birthday! Yes, I know, but here's the thing. (Here's the thing)

I prefer my birthdays grumpy and my mashed potatoes lumpy

I can't bear the "Happy Birthday" blustering!

I don't care if you think it's wonky

Put the tail back on the donkey

Save your breath, I'm in no mood to hear you sing. (La la la la)

Oh, I don't want a fuss or birthday banners

I won't want some chatty party planners

Save your breath!

UK

Mr. Grumpy:

Oh, crooked cucumbers!

Mr. Nervous:

He don't want a fuss or birthday banners

He don't want some chatty party planners

Save your breath, he's in no mood to hear us sing

Mr. Grumpy:

Oh, come on, give me peace, just a bit of quiet

Not all this raucous party riot!

Mr. Nervous:

It's a birthday, yes he knows, but here's the thing (Here's the thing)

He prefers his birthdays grumpy and mashed potatoes lumpy

He can't bear the "Happy Birthday" blustering

He doesn't care if it's wonky

Put the tail back on the donkey

Save your breath, he's in no mood to hear us sing (La la la la)

Oh, he don't want a fuss or birthday banners

He don't want some chatty party planners,

Mr. Grumpy:

Save your breath!

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.